Inventor Rejoices as TVs Go Dark

Damn, I want one of these thingys. Even if I just was able to lower the volume, I'd be pleased.Inventor Rejoices as TVs Go Dark:
Tired of blaring TV sets at shops, bars and waiting rooms? A new universal remote called the TV-B-Gone lets users turn off virtually any set. A trial run in the streets of San Francisco shows the device to be quite effective. By Steven Bodzin.
TV-B-Gone, indeed