or perhaps a rocket in your pocket? There's really a million jokes ready to be made about this photo. He probably was just checking for the loose connection on the Presidential Wire
Thanks to First Draft for the laugh
some other thoughts on this ManDate from RisingHegemon:
"Ambidextrous George, able to be pitcher and catcher simultaneously""Mission Accomplished, I'll SAY!"
"Triple Sexpresso"
"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of that giant-assed ship behind me"
"Now THIS is a Man-Date!"
"When I said I wanted blow, that is not what I meant"
"Now this is the kind of Mr. Salty YOU can choke on"
"The Insurgents...are in my pants"
oh, ok. It's apparently slightly, slightly photoshopped. Original here