would be a long list, but especially we have no idea who propco.com is. Sitemeter seems to think that our domain is part of propco, but don't believe them. We also do not, and will not live in Niles, IL. Just for the record.
Other things we are not:
sports fans, other than the NBA
fans of GWB and his entourage
believers of Intelligent Design
attenders of religious services (though D keeps dragging me to High Holiday services)
CSS or PHP experts, though we wish we were
afraid of being called a liberal
afraid of checking the 'other' box when answering demographic questions about our ethnicity
afraid to drink shots of tequila on Friday afternoons. Whooo hoo!
I should probably stop there before I write something you don't know. My glass is empty anyway.