I know I feel so much safer traveling these days.
60% of security force failed tests at airport ORLANDO -- About 60 percent of the federal security force at Orlando International Airport, or 501 people, failed a test in June to measure how well the officers detect explosives, guns, and other threats at passenger checkpoints, a newspaper reported yesterday.
Just waiting for the inevitable terrorist butt plug threat (pooty-poot ba-boomers), which will necessitate body cavity searches before boarding every flight. First class and business class exceptions will apply, of course.
Tags: terrorism
