I'm so juvenile.....
In Leopard, the new voice, Alex, is realistic enough I turned the 'talking alerts' back on: these phrases are randomly spoken by my computer whenever a dialogue box pops up. I should add a few new options/catch-phrases, though I still giggle when some of these get voiced.
"kiss my grits sucka, Adobe Acrobat needs your attention", or "Oh boy, not this again, ecto needs your attention"
Lucky you for knowing technology and the Net. I still depend on the kindness of homegrown geniuses. Happy Halloween and stay busy!