I just discovered some jerk-off stole 11 bags of salt* from my building. At $16.50 per bag, and sales tax, that is over $200! Still, can't see myself bothering to report this crime to my local police precinct, I imagine they have better things to do.
The thief is planning to have one hell of a margarita party!
*used to melt snow for you readers lucky enough to live in warmer climes
