1. This evening we reflect upon the difficulties of the day [original song]
2. The woman was given an agreeable assessment as to the value of her jewelry [original song]
3. The departure of my child prompted me to locate an alternative living space. [original song]
4. A response to your futile inquiry remains unobtainable.[original song]
5. My mother came to an end due to lack of mental assistance. [original song]
6. The regular arrival of fowl in your immediate proximity is baffling. [original song]
7. A thoughtful exit is compulsory, happily inform the felon.[original song]
8. My morning ablutions are preceded by worship. [original song]
9. My ancestry makes me embarrassed of rude misdemeanors. [original song]
10. I wager you were surprised by the exposure of your mischievous blueprint. [original song]
11. Michael's slenderness is to blame for my brain exploding. Hello! [original song]
12. An invitation to a well-stocked arsenal joyfully defeats mimicry. [original song]
1. A Hard Day's Night: Beatles
It's been a hard day's night
2. Stairway to Heaven: Led Zeppelin
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
3. Heartbreak Hotel: Elvis Presley
Since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell
4. Pretty Vacant: Sex Pistols
There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply
5. Paranoid: Black Sabbath
Finished with my woman 'cause she could not help me with my mind
6. Close to You: Carpenters
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
7. All Along the Watchtower: Bob Dylan
There must be some kind of way outta here, said the joker to the thief
8. I Say a Little Prayer: Aretha Franklin
The moment I wake up, before I put on my make-up, I say a little prayer for you
9. How Soon is Now?: The Smiths
I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
10. I Heard It Through the Grapevine: Marvin Gaye
I bet you're wondering how I knew 'bout your plans to make me blue
11. Mickey: Toni Basil
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey!
12. Smells Like Teen Spirit: Nirvana
Load up the guns, bring your friends, it's fun to lose and to pretend